At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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