Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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