i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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