Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I'm just crazy horny about you
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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