I hate all girls vehemently.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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