Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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