I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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