I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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