I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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