Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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