That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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