Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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