And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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