Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
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I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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