garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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