I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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