That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
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spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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