drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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