I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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