Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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