So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
No subtext here. People are naked.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Randomize
