sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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