I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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