Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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