The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
