Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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