I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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