you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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