What a fucking waste of an outfit
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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