Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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