Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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