You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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