quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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