Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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