whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
i think i just lost a toe
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I have tasted many bathrooms
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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