Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
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Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
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Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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