it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Randomize
