I must be too annoying 4 u.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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