This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
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i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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