Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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