i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
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I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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