You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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