haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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