Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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