wanna go halves on a baby?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
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On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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