And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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