i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
