and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
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Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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