yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
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It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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