Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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