I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
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