hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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