She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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