If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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